If I were in charge of the world
I’d cancel cauliflower,
Dentist visits,
Allergy shots, and also
Justin Bieber.
If I were in charge of the world
Spiders would have no venom,
A pet Zebra
Pools would only 10 metres long.
If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn’t have sadness
You wouldn’t have dirty
You wouldn’t have nighttimes
Or “Take a shower.”
You wouldn’t even have showers.
If I were in charge of the world
Vanilla ice cream on a waffle cone with chocolate sauce on top would be a vegetable.
All horror movies would be allowed for kids.
And someone who sometimes forgets to brush
And sometimes forgot to flush
Would still be allowed to be
In charge of the world.